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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how electricity works? The truth may shock you."
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"What is it called when you teach a girl to be a hooker? Prostitutoring"
"I got athlete's foot... I don't even work out, so I was flattered."
"It's the eye of the tiger. It's the spleen of a sheep."
"I was at the beach wondering why frisbees always look bigger the closer they get And then it hit me"
"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right."
"How to make a plumber to cry How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family. :)"
"I slept with every girl on my soccer team... I think I'm a team player ...sorry I'll leave now :/"
"two snakes in the desert Two snakes are crossing the desert. After a while one says to the other: Slow down, lets rest, i cant feel my feet."
"Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!"