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Joke of the Day
"Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!"
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"Why us it not good to have an oily face? The US might invade it."
"What's the difference between England and a teabag? The teabag stays in the cup longer."
"I kept reading a book about Gawker... But every page kept going back to Chapter 11"
"The day Facebook adds an option that you can like that someone liked something, I quit the internet forever."
"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet."
"What's Hitler's favorite thing in the ocean? Adolfin! Where does he go to see them? NotSea World"
"Me: My blood pressure is sky high. I need to get my affairs in order. Him: Make a will? Me: I was thinking flings with hot men, but OK."
"Horse-drawn carriages are pretty cool but the horses should learn to draw other stuff"
"What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it? An old man yelling at the cloud"