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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a funny fungus? A pungi."
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"Hillary says it's time to have a woman in the Oval Office. Bill says - been there, done that ..."
"The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow... I called her up and asked, ''Did you get my drift?''"
"What do you call a paedophile with no legs? A creepy crawly!"
"Superman: I hate your Bat Cave! I can't get cell service Batman: Your carrier sucks Superman: Oh yeah, who do you use? Batman: Bat Mobile"
"What do you call a Viking pop band with a big gay following? The Pillage People."
"Why did the vegetarian hate giving blow jobs? She was a lesbian."
"Him: Going to Taco Bell, want anything? Me: I'm just thirsty Him: What do you want? Me: Six tacos and a burrito"
"'Knock Knock.' 'Who's there?' The pilot."
"You're the best ninja I've ever seen! And the worst ninja in general."