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Joke of the Day

"I was at the beach wondering why frisbees always look bigger the closer they get And then it hit me"

"Why is chess confusing in Australia? ""That's check, mate."""

"I like to bring bags of winter clothes into strip clubs and tell them to cover up. Then yell how they're embarrassing the family."

"Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical? Because it feels like a wizard's sleave."

"What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis? A *rotato*..."

"How can you always break even at the casino? Play the change machines."

"When are minorities not minorities? When you look at crime statistics."

"Been really trying to see things from my wife's point of view lately... Been looking out this kitchen window for hours..."

"What fruit can't get married? Cantaloupe"

"What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? The way they pronounce ""unionized"""