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Joke of the Day

"two snakes in the desert Two snakes are crossing the desert. After a while one says to the other: Slow down, lets rest, i cant feel my feet."

"The bassist walked past the bar."

"Can I get an amen? Saw this today"

"Why did the frog jump under the lawn mower? He wanted to Kermit suicide."

"Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk."

"I made a list of my favorite asses... It's a big ass list."

"How do you make an octopus laugh? You give it ten-tickles"

"Why does Bruce Willis always play the bald guy?"

"The Romans have a lot of Gods. They have a God for everything. The only thing they don't have a God for is premature ejaculation. But I hear that's coming quickly."

"What do you call the total pay from your jobs as a garbageman, a sewage plant worker, and a drug smuggler? Your gross income."