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Joke of the Day
"How to make a plumber to cry How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family. :)"
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"If Clinton is elected president... It will be the first time two presidents slept with each other..."
"A curious tradition -- to look at a newborn baby and say to yourself, ""Because of your DNA, one day you will rule over me."""
"What is the definition of ""trust?"" Two cannibals giving each other head."
"Saw a sign outside of an office building which said.. .. ""Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled"""
"Made it to the level of old where I turned down a beer so it wouldn't mess with the aftertaste of the milkshake I just had."
"Unexpectedly meeting a celebrity is cool, unless.... It's Chris Hansen."
"How do you turn a little boy into a little girl? With a small loan of a million dollars."
"I've been training like Rocky lately *cracks Cadbury caramel egg, drinks caramel*"
"That awkward 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when someone walks by you."