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Joke of the Day

"How do you circumcise a redneck? You kick his sister in the jaw."

"Why was the Energizer Bunny in court? Because it was charged with battery."

"Which country has the cheapest prostitutes? Vietnam. Because over there you need 20840 dongs to make a dollar."

"Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues"

"Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China? Because two Wongs don't make a Wright."

"Everyone was dreaming of working for Steve Jobs except his pancreas"

"Stop telling me to ""keep calm""! I'm freaking out about why this British phrase has permeated American culture!"

"I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4."

"If you're not singing ""Hitler Baby one more time"" to the tune of Britney Spears' ""Hit Me Baby One More Time"" I'm sorry but you are now."

"If an entire garden was variegated... would it take longer to get in to?"