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Joke of the Day
"Everyone was dreaming of working for Steve Jobs except his pancreas"
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"What is Pi squared? Pop-tart."
"What did Lincoln say about his experience at Ford theater? He said it was mind blowing."
"What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll"
"Why are chickens never virgins? A: Because when they're born they get laid."
"What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border? A Mexi*can't*"
"Toddler: I don't like you. *hits* Adult: I don't like you. *tracks your movements for the rest of your life*"
"Why did the Chicken cross the road? because 7 8 9 hahahaha"
"Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection? One's a cunning runt....."
"he literally just said, ""everyone's saying i won the debate."" is it possible...hear me out...trump has an imaginary friend named Everyone?"