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Joke of the Day

"I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4."

"My cat scratched me for trapping her under the blankets as I made the bed... I guess she's clawstrophobic."

"Have you heard about the new Scientologist car? It's got cruise control..."

"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? BMWs have the pricks on the inside!"

"What's the difference between a Penis and a paycheck? Penis is the male reproductive organ. Paycheck is a check that used to pay an employee for his work."

"What do going down on a girl and talking to the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate a tit a lot."

"Hi, famous people getting DUIs. You know you can probably afford a driver, right? Just a thought."

"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."

"Startle and amuse your cat by replacing its kitty litter with Poprocks. (Ladies: feel free to share this idea on your pinny website thing.)"