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Joke of the Day
"Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues"
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"I overheard someone say all Asians are ninjas. I would've told him how racist that sounded but he was black and I didn't want to get mugged."
"I'm the skeptical guy in the infomercial audience. I didn't believe a $20 food chopper could be such a good value. guess what. I was wrong."
"Sometimes this earth seems so crazy to me. But I guess I should expect it from a bipolar planet."
"How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI? Move the trees closer together."
"They say there is safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million jews."
"Give me a T! ""Give me a T."" ""T"" ""Give me a T."" ""T"" ""Oh, fuck it. I'll go to another cafe."""
"Writing my first book, I got stuck on the details... ...ended up haiku."
"I spent two hours child-proofing my home. They still got in."
"Why does Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left?"" She's secretly a NASCAR fan."