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Joke of the Day

"Saw this advert in a window... It said ""television for sale,$1,volume stuck on full"".I thought,""I can't turn that down"""

"Why do Communists only write in lowercase? Because they hate Capitalism."

"How did the firefly react when he was stepped on? He was delighted."

"I hate Ancient Greek History! Fuck the poleis!"

"What do you call a witch that only eats sand? Malnourished"

"What does Deadpool need? Someone to merc him shut up."

"You know who I really hate? People less open minded than me."

"How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes? (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)"

"What do you get when you pour root beer into a square glass? Beer"

"Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!"