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Joke of the Day

"What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog? They're right we do taste like chicken!"

"My Dream is to Become the World's Best Procrastinator... But I'll start chasing my dreams another day, I don't feel like it now."

"""Hey kids, you like candy?"" I said to my own kids, luring them into my van so I could get them to school and be at work on time."

"Why do black people wear chains? Nostalgia"

"What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright? Dim Sum."

"History exam. There was no match for the history exam that Mr. Grey had set for his students. It was the Grey test of all time."

"What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms? It was a Good Year..."

"Have you heard about the guy who didn't want to walk the plank? He wasn't on board with it."

"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."

"What do you call a half Jew? Jew-ish."