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Joke of the Day
"I used to work as a waiter... ...the hours were terrible, but hey, it put food on the table."
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"A Sadist and a Masochist are walking down the street. The Masochist says, ""Hit me."" The Sadist says, ""No."""
"Marriage is for people who want their break ups to involve paperwork."
"knock knock joke ""knock knock"" ""who's there"" ""jerry"" ""jerry who? ""jerry seinfeld"""
"Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now I drive a Prius & am a Zumba instructor."
"Doctor doctor I keep dreaming there are great gooey bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks."
"You had me at 'I've had 8 vodkas & I hate my boyfriend'"
"What happens when you turn on a computer? You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk"
"So I caught up with my mexican friend ..He told me that his wife give birth to their first son, just the other day. I said ""Jesus really?!"" He replied with ""Nah, his name's Jose."""
"I was in my space ship with my pregnant wife, travelling about .95c, when she suddenly went into labor. Turns out time wasn't the only thing that was dilated."