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Joke of the Day

"I just overheard a woman tell her son ""We don't lick other people, it's gross"" and now I'm reevaluating so many choices I've made."

"I told my girlfriend to give me the worst handjob ever. I was surprised she could pull it off."

"Rape in an elevator is wrong.... on so many levels"

"I believe that there are two things that we can all agree on: Boobs."

"I was cured of lycanthropy. Now I'm a were-wolf."

"What are Benedict Cumberbatch's fans called? Cumberbitches."

"Me: My flight was canceled so I won't be home until tomorrow. Her: but you said you were just going out for milk."

"What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ? Crossfit."

"I farted on the train and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice. (Not an original joke)"

"i'm gonna build my house on your house and if you even come close to my house that's attached to your house, we'll attack you.. - bees"