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Joke of the Day

"I just overheard a woman tell her son ""We don't lick other people, it's gross"" and now I'm reevaluating so many choices I've made."

"What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers? Russell."

"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor"

"What did the county Sheriff say about the black man who was shot 15 times? ""Worst case of suicide I've ever seen"""

"Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning? Because the friar rises!"

"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? I don't hate this bar, but I pity the stool."

"[interviewer looks up from resume] in the skills, you wrote ""completing sentences? Yes."" wow. you ""'re hired?"" amaz- ""on prime?"" get out."

"MOPEDS AND FAT LADIES What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."

"what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? a gang rape"

"Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America? Because Freedom Rings."