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Joke of the Day

"Hangman is a weird game to let kids play. Hey kid, if you don't think of this word, a random man will be put to death."

"Why did the rich man go crazy? He had one-million dollars, but no cents."

"Cop: Is that a turtle? Me: ... Cop: Painted blue? Me: ... Cop: With nails glued on? Me: ... Cop: Mario Kart's not real Me: YOURE NOT REAL"

"What's green and flies over Germany ? Snazis. This insanely corny joke brought to you by my Dad, circa 1990. May he rest in peace!"

"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage."

"What's the difference between a blimp and a blow job every day? One's a Goodyear, the other's a fucking awesome year!"

"Saw a police officer dressed as a pilot today & thought it was weird. Then I realized he must be one of those ""plane clothes cops."""

"""HOW"" - dyslexic owl"

"There's a new terrorist group targeting gorillas It's called Boko Harambe"

"Que tipo de oso es muy desconocido? El misterioso! I'll see myself out now..."