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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur? Chihuehue"
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"It's not enough to get up at 8 am & freeze on the soccer field. One must also scream from the sidelines so everyone knows you care."
"You know I heard Hitler was a really good cook. . . Everything he made was kosher."
"I go to a muscular dystrophy support group. We meet weakly."
"Why is 7 in front of 9 Q: why is 7 in front of 9 A: Because 7 8 9"
"milk duds: when you want some candy but also crave a dislocated jaw"
"'I' before 'E' , except after 'C' Weird."
"When a man signals a woman to walk in front & says, ""Ladies first"" it really means ""Go ahead. I'll stand back & watch how your ass walks."""
"Went to dinner with my girlfriend tonight and got called a pedophile because I'm 30 and she's 19. Totally ruined our 10th anniversary."
"Daylight savings On Sunday we jumped back an hour, today we jumped back 50 years."