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Joke of the Day

"I think it's been enough time to warrant a Star Wars spoiler... Yoda is dead"

"When you're in trouble at work, be frank... That way, when the boss finds out, Frank gets the blame."

"What do Batman films and religious farms have in common? They may have a Christian Bale in them."

"*brings a laser pointer to the Broadway showing of Cats and creates utter mayhem*"

"WIFE:The pinata is in the tree out back ME:Huh? I sent the kids to the one in front W:What one in front? *angry bees are just everywhere*"

"I know my mum has a dildo because I hear her drawer slam shut every night before she switches off her light in the next room... ...I wish this was a joke."

"What is yellow and incapable of swimming? An excavator."

"All of my friends are jealous when they find out I hooked up with my math teacher in high school But honestly, being homeschooled sucked."

"The problem with rich people is you're not one of them."

"*The most messed up jokes you know* I'll start: What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's pussy? Sucking out thirteen of them and realizing you only put in a dozen."