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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears? A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear."

"The nsa Because they are a fucking joke"

"""yo Adam, Eve, don't eat from that tree ok?"" ""Why God?"" ""CUZ I INSTALLED THIS SWEET BURGER KING BRO"" ""AW HELL YEAH"" *God & Adam chest bump*"

"So I recently came into a large sum of money... ...and then the cashier wouldn't accept it."

"A Chinese acrobat/protester somersaulted over the police line in Hong Kong and was pepper sprayed. The crowd declared, ""That was a-mace-ing!"""

"Bounty Towels have declined making a Donald Trump Towel The company explained that it was impossible to make the towel because Donald Trump was already too self-absorbed."

"What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer? All of them"

"Why was Samuel L. Jackson picking up ladies outside of the abortion clinic? Because he's a bad mother fucker."

"What do you call a black ninja? Incog-negro."

"What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii? Oahu Akbar!"