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Joke of the Day

"I want to die like my father; sleeping in peace ... Not like his passengers; screaming in fear."

"I'm not a mechanic so I don't know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people."

"My new pickup line Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, the other's a great year."

"Fight fire with water. Idiots."

"Today I found out I have dyslexia... I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."

"I went to a party with a group of pacifists the other night. It was pretty killer."

"Back seat drivers are all the same.. ""Why we going into the woods?"" ""Let me out"""

"What does Monica and Hillary have in common? They don't fuck Bill anymore."

"The south was reported to have more Ashley Madison users than any other region in the U.S. I guess family isn't always enough."