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Joke of the Day

"Today I found out I have dyslexia... I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."

"The movie ""Noah"" comes out this weekend. It follows the story of a family trying to survive God's wrath on a giant boat for months. Or as that's more commonly known, a Carnival Cruise."

"Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales? Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips..."

"What's the difference between Bill and Hillary Clinton? One wants their aides to keep their mouth closed, the other wants them to keep their mouth open."

"An atheist, christian, and a scientologist walk into a bar. The atheist and christian then beat the ever living shit out of the scientologist for being so damn stupid."

"Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties? Because they always steal doubloons"

"People who say ""adorbs"" make me miserbs"

"What do you call a gay French baker? A faguette"

"North Carolina just legalized same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage."

"I had a colonoscopy today... ...it was a pain in the ass! EDIT : Deleted original post that had ""coloscopy"" instead of ""colonoscopy"""