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Joke of the Day
"What does Monica and Hillary have in common? They don't fuck Bill anymore."
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"Where do suicide bombers go when they die.....? ......EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!"
"What is it called when a chemist has a really great winter break? Litmus"
"Knock knock. *Knock knock!* *Who's there?* *The pilot, let me in!*"
"What do you call a person who consume too much spicy good? Butthurt."
"Superman's first day at the daily planet. Boss: Since you're new, you might need supervision. Clark: I have that, superhearing too."
"What do you get when you add human DNA with goat DNA I don't know but I was kicked out of the petting zoo.."
"A dyslexic man walks into a bar And yells ""Hands up mother fuckers! This is a stick up!"""
"Roses are red, violets are blue.. No, wait.. Fuck, now they're black."
"What kind of jokes does a priest tell? Dad jokes"