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Joke of the Day
"Back seat drivers are all the same.. ""Why we going into the woods?"" ""Let me out"""
Next Joke
"You should know you'll get loud when you start drinking. It says right there on the label, ""Alcohol by volume."""
"How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"What do you call it when a chickpea gets killed? Hummuside"
"What gets wetter as it dries your mom"
"ISIS Comic Did you hear about the ISIS comic? He bombed."
"A man tries to buy a trampoline... but his check bounces."
"""Look on the bright side - at least there's more for us to drink with him gone"" is, apparently, not something one should say at a wake."
"My friend said to me ""I don't understand why all smokers don't just vaporize?"" ... ""A little harsh don't ya think?"" I replied."
"Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone? Because eventually, its cover would be blown."