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Joke of the Day
"Back seat drivers are all the same.. ""Why we going into the woods?"" ""Let me out"""
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"Some people like to stir the pot... ...I prefer to smoke it."
"Have you seen the new movie Constipated? It hasn't come out yet"
"""Haha nice"" = i would rather be dead than continue this conversation"
"[enter password] mypulloutgame [password weak] All 8 of my kids: daddy why are u crying"
"My friends made me jump off the end of the dock... I'll do anything under *pier* pressure"
"The ONLY reason I'm voting for Hillary Clinton George Soros :("
"Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard? They both enjoy a good cavity search!"
"What is the best way to pick up American girls? With a crane."
"Hello is this HP? I'd like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer."