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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, the other's a great year."

"How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning."

"Asked God his thoughts on assuming genders, his reply... ""Hmmm, I guess I should have made it more obvious"""

"If you think I'm an alcoholic... If you think **I'm** an alcoholic, you should see this guy Jesus he got hammered in my church once."

"What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !"

"What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music? I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music."

"I got robbed tonight at Shell. I called the cops & they asked if I knew who did it I said ""Yeah, pump 6."""

"Top 5 things to ditch in 2017 5. Debt 4. People you don't like 3. Facebook 2. Drama 1. The bodies"

""" I saw Lisa today... Dats hilarious!"""

"How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb? Yarn."