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Joke of the Day

"Guy walks into a DR's office with a duck on his head... Duck says ""Hey Doc an you get this guy off my ass"""

"What do the female reindeer do when they want some fun? They go into town and blow a few bucks."

"Saw this on a wall while on some down time in the restroom, made me laugh ...Silly This is my first time posting, but this made me laugh ... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? ... .. Answer: Dr.Dre"

"What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby? A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper."

"Why did the comedian go to the dog pound? To work on his put-downs."

"I'm dreading summer because I'll be subjected to my Facebook friends' pictures of the temperature readout from inside their vehicles."

"T is for mugs"

"Why didn't the Romans try to kill Jesus after he rose from the dead? They were too afraid to double cross him."

"Whats long and black? The unemployment line"

"Don't do drugs, kids. The extra demand will drive up the price for the rest of us."