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Joke of the Day

"Two guys from Michigan wake up in Hell....... ...and they go about there day, and live there daily lives as citizens of Hell, Michigan."

"I always wear running shoes while driving because you won't know what the terrain will be like until after the cop pulls you over."

"Meteorologist - Be horrible at you job and no one really cares. Pizza Delivery Driver - Be five minutes late and people lose their minds!"

"My therapist told me cats are not babys, so i let my let my baby shit in his office."

"Just asked a girl if she was from Gotham. She said, ""No, why?"" I said b/c you look like The Penguin."

"What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke? Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window"

"I'm not sure Donald Trump is qualified to sit in an exit row on a plane"

"What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen Talking."

"Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !"

"Where does Google and Apple get their weather information? The Cloud."