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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby? A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper."
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"What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common? A bus driver can't change his stops."
"Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette"
"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? ""Where's my tractor"""
"What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ? A dollar."
"Who does the Metric Cult worship? ...Demetre."
"There is no dialog in the first half-an-hour of Mad Max:Fury Road...(no spoilers) ...'cept all the blacks yip-yappin' in the theater."
"My favourite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her face and watch her struggle to get out of the car!"
"A girl asked her mom if it's true that babies come out of where men put there penises. Mom said yes that's true. The girl said but mom wouldn't that break my Jaw?"
"When did 888 equal zero???? When Eight ate eight"