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Joke of the Day

"Don't do drugs, kids. The extra demand will drive up the price for the rest of us."

"A priest, a rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a bar. The leprechaun says, ""Bejesus, I'm in the wrong joke!"""

"I wish my name was Grudge. This way my wife would hold on to me forever."

"What's the longest sentence in the English language? I do."

"I don't always think I'm right....but whenever I think I'm wrong I tend to be mistaken."

"no no no today isnt CASUAL friday, its CAUSAL friday. evrythimg u do today has a effect. for example: johnson why r u wearing jeans ur fired"

"A group of crows killed an innocent person It really was a murder scene"

"My sister and I decided that we want to start our own businesses. She's going to open a furniture store called 'Sofa King' and I'm going to open a soup restaurant next door called 'Stew Pit'."

"My tribal name is sleeps in the river... I was a bed-wetter"

"Manufacturing Landmines I started manufacturing Landmines in my basement thinking that it'd be cheaper than buying them, but it still cost me an arm and a leg"