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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the Romans try to kill Jesus after he rose from the dead? They were too afraid to double cross him."

"I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on. (Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)"

"What is it called when a Jewish woman ovulates? An Eggsodus."

"What does a wife and a tornado have in common? They start with a blowjob then they take your house."

"How can you tell if you have a high sperm-count? if she has to chew before swallowing."

"It's all fun and games until you notice the *rocket* in your nephew's Lego launchpad came from the drawer in your nightstand."

"(x-post from /r/dadjokes) Did you hear about the new ultra-expensive cologne that's for sale? It's called ElonMuskTM"

"After hearing a lot of Oscar Pistorius jokes I find them disgusting. Frankly I won't stand for them and neither will he."

"What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween? A Ghost Pepper."

"Friday the 13th today Do not visit summer camp."