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"T is for mugs"
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"I know karate and tons of other words."
"How do you spell socks in Spanish? Eso si que es."
"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar It was tense"
"Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub The first one says ""Give me the soap"". The second one says ""no soap. radio""."
"""Dad, why isn't there chocolate meatloaf?"" - my brilliant 3 year old son Patrick"
"""Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S. Dads Against Dads Doing Dumb Shit. Repeat after me."" [whole room] ""AFTER ME"" ""Ok fellas, lets start here"""
"Why There is No Readhead in Hell ? God does not punish twice."
"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew"
"If Trump wins the presidency, what will be his reelection slogan in 2020? Make America decent again."