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"What did Sheldon say to Penny? BaZINCa!!"
"What did one bell say to the other? ""Be my valenchime!"""
"Gay jokes aren't funny... ...cum on guys"
"Press 1 for English. Press 2 for Spanish. Press 3 for Spanglish with Adam Sandler. Press 4 for Gibberish with Flava Fav. Press # for ham."
"My doctor told me not to eat anything fatty... ...my wife is going to be disappointed."
"TIL Trampolines were originally called Jumpolines.. ..until your mom jumped on one."
"Do Irish people make good optometrists? Eye!"
"Cops don't like it when you ask them ""Need some help?"" especially when you're wearing a Batman costume."
"Did you hear about the new HBO series that investigates gambling in sports? It's called Thrown Games."