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Joke of the Day
"""Age is just a number."" ""Yeah? Jail is just a room."""
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"I just discovered the opposite of an orgasm. It was such an anti climax."
"They say god dosn't give people they can't handle. Except cancer."
"if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol"
"My girlfriend said she's like a man because she pees in the shower. I said, you're not a man until you pee in the toilet, From the shower."
"So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition. I think it has to do with his lungs... He's always been a lil weezy."
"3 middle aged men walk into a notary office. Half life 3 confirmed."
"A German walks into a bar and orders a martini, the bartender asks ""dry?"" The German says ""Nein, just one"""
"Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. Two women trying to kill each other over shoes. Brilliant, really."
"[two atoms side-to-side on a DNA chain] ""Hi."" ""Hi. U look familiar. Were u on A3564 before it went supernova?"" ""Yes."" ""U still owe me $20."""