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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland? Aurora boring Alice."

"My only fetish is for pasta I guess you could call it fetichinni..."

"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long."

"People play air guitar and don't get in trouble so I don't see why I was arrested for wearing air pants."

"What does Monica Lewinsky and Soda Machine have in common?"

"If dogs can eat raw chicken, so can I. - dead people"

"95% of dentists recommend teeth."

"A man got knocked out the other day... I said to him ""dont worry, I called you an ambulance while you where knocked out"" *points* you're an ambulance! You're an ambulance! You're an ambulance!"

"I was wondering when the sun would come up... and then it dawned on me."

"Have you heard about the 2 tampons that could never get dates? [language] They were both stuck up cunts."