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Joke of the Day
"95% of dentists recommend teeth."
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"""911 what's your emergency?"" ""Yeah, I've got so many questions about bees."" *sighs* ""Please hold for the president."""
"What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles and get to the point."
"What's an Impressionist's favorite condiment? Manet's."
"If I'm ever being chased by a giraffe I'm gonna run into a place with low ceiling fans sorry giraffe but I gotta do what's best for me"
"[working in garage] ""Hand me a screwdriver, son"" A flat one? ""No"" [mixes vodka and Orange Crush] Here ya go"
"What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"What do you get when you order a JFK? An americano with an extra shot"
"It's hard to explain things to kleptomaniacs They always take things literally."
"An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey..."