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Joke of the Day

"A man got knocked out the other day... I said to him ""dont worry, I called you an ambulance while you where knocked out"" *points* you're an ambulance! You're an ambulance! You're an ambulance!"

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"Cemetery A priest goes for a walk in the cemetery before breakfast and sees a man crouching by a tombstone. The priest says to the man ""Morning!"" He replies ""No actually, I'm taking a shit!"""
"Have you seen the new ticket prices for Alton Towers? Admission now costs an arm and a leg!"
"I got a new German cell phone I put it on airplane mode. It locked me out and then crashed"
"My music teacher got electrocuted yesterday Unfortunately he was a great conductor."
"""Opening a llama acting school called 'Save the Drama for your Llama."" ""No, I mean where do you see yourself in 5 years with this job?"""
"I used to be addicted to soap but I'm clean now."
"To Brie or not to Brie. That is the queso."