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Joke of the Day

"A man got knocked out the other day... I said to him ""dont worry, I called you an ambulance while you where knocked out"" *points* you're an ambulance! You're an ambulance! You're an ambulance!"

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"My Dad voted Republican his entire life. After he died he voted Democrat"
"Colleague: want some popcorn? Keeps you young and beautiful like me Me: Really? Looks to me you should've been eating a hell of a lot more"
"Happy bring your plane to work day everyone! Hope you have guys have a blast!"
"*wears shoulder pads for the angel and devil on my shoulders *pimps their ride"
"Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts? He couldn't stand all the racket!"
"A man has been killed after an E-cigarette exploded in his mouth. ""His face was a complete mess."" Said the coroner. ""But his lungs were mint."""
"Who is the richest painter ever? Monet."
"Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping"
"I bet... ... you clicked here."