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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long."
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"This year I've decided I'm going to exercise religiously... That means I'm going to work out on Easter and Christmas and I'm done."
"Why did the girl walk past her crush twice? He didn't believe in love at first sight."
"Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society? Their motto is ""be prepared"""
"9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big butt. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men."
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away..."
"What do you call a Russian Duke who makes butter the old fashioned way? A churn-noble!"
"I am a Chinese, and this is what I think about Chinese joke: Hao funny. (Hao means """", which can mean yes, good or very)"
"Four ply humor. My wife asks me? I want a boob job. I told her, rub some toilet paper between your tits. You wipe your ass with it all the time. Look how big your ass is."
"Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper, insisting that that actually is ""his"" way."