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Joke of the Day

"What does Monica Lewinsky and Soda Machine have in common?"

"What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire? A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it."

"Knock, knock..."

"Dig a hole all the way to China, poke your head out and yell ""YOU GUYS BUILT THIS SHOVEL IT'S A GREAT SHOVEL JUST WANTED TO SAY HEY!"""

"A coyote was singing and asked a donkey to join The donkey responded, ""I would love to, but I'm a little hoarse."""

"America is there land of opportunity, where if you work hard enough, you can make the business owners rich."

"My family used to move a lot when I was a kid, but I always found them."

"Can everyone please stop making political posts? You're never going to be able to make anything funnier than reality."

"Why is my algebra textbook so sad? It has a lot of problems."

"How to Get There by Ridya Bike"