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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama's so ugly... Scorpion yelled ""STAY OVER THERE!"""

"Just bought a pair of velcro shoes. What a rip off."

"I'm pitching a prison dating show called 'America's Next Top Bottom'"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Asian businessmen don't pay thousands of dollars to have a lentil on their face"

"When it comes to my diet, I don't do cheat days I do cheat years."

"Keyboards should give an electric shock with each keystroke when caps lock is on."

"A couple of Thai girls asked if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. They were right, we had six matching balls."

"Why are all those people running? A: Why are all those people running? B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup? B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running?"

"*sleepy* *so sleepy* *SO SO sleepy* *brush my teeth* WIDE AWAKE."

"Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee."