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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so ugly... Scorpion yelled ""STAY OVER THERE!"""
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"It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban."
"Boss told me to glue 2 pieces of wood together Totally nailed it"
"Did you hear the one about three Scotsmen who walk out of a bar? It could happen.."
"get away from the tree Dad: get away from that tree son! Son: why dad? Dad: it looks shady"
"I often fantasize about lying naked in bed, surrounded by various bags of chips and I have octopus arms so I can eat all the chips at once."
"Who needs a security system when you can just Google Earth your house and keep hitting refresh."
"How does a guy prove he's tough? He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer."
"I wanted to shave my testicles... But I didn't have the balls."
"Political Correct'ness has gone too far! Did you hear you can't even say 'black paint' anymore??? No! You have to say: 'Please paint the wall DeMarcus' instead."