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Joke of the Day

"Political Correct'ness has gone too far! Did you hear you can't even say 'black paint' anymore??? No! You have to say: 'Please paint the wall DeMarcus' instead."

"Is there a condition called ""melanism"" ... ...in white people, the opposite of albinoism in black folks? Because, if not, she's got some explaining to do."

"I am a virtuous woman, that's why I cost more!"

"My friend and I are in a beard growing contest Right now it's neck and neck."

"Lol I wanted to be funny, well, then I remembered I am not even funny.."

"The new iPhone 7 is just a slower, heavier, thicker, and much less attractive version of the iPhone 8."

"How did the Australian make the Olympics? He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss"

"My wife's an experienced navigator, she gives great headings."

"Putting a bell around a cow's neck to circumvent its stealthiness is just wrong. I say let them hunt."

"You have to compliment boobs like a Christmas tree If they're real, tell them they look fake. If they're fake, tell them they look real"