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Joke of the Day
"Boss told me to glue 2 pieces of wood together Totally nailed it"
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"Have you heard about the blind hooker? You've gotta hand it to her"
"If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time."
"My wife went to see a spiritualist last week. I asked her ""how did you rate her?"" She said ""medium."""
"Wife thinks I was present for every conversation she's had with anyone, ever, and assumes I know what the hell she's talking about right now"
"When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie"
"[dark alley] Here's the $3 million, thanks again for this, be sure to send pictures. Kidnapper: Wait, don't you want your kids back?"
"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups of money at me I get it, you have more money than me. No need to rub it in"
"Ladies: If I hit on you please don't panic, I am a bachelor and that's what bachelors do."
"Who would win a fight between Lemmy and God? Trick question. Lemmy is God *The world lost a great musician today"