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Joke of the Day
"Who needs a security system when you can just Google Earth your house and keep hitting refresh."
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"Me: Can you believe that after all that crap they're still together!?! Friend: Who ? Me: My butt-cheeks"
"An illusionist was driving down the street and he turned into a driveway"
"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple."
"What's a sheep's favorite type of alcohol? Mutton-schnapps."
"New lesbian species of dinosaur discovered. Lickalottapus."
"Asked my friend what's he's going to wear for Halloween... ""Probably a condom."""
"What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church? a retarded gorilla"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun actually does something when it's triggered."
"I miss my friend Jack... I loved to listen to music with him."