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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to shave my testicles... But I didn't have the balls."
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"My I.Q. goes from 125 to about 14 when there's a hot girl around."
"I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace. "
"why did they bury liberace face down? so his friends could stop by for a cold one..."
"Find a penny, pick it up. All day long you'll wtf, that thing is filthy. Wash your hands immediately."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger has been talking about Carly Fiorina for years: ""Carly Fiorina needs water,"" ""Carly Fiorina is a great state,"" blah blah blah."
"Former presidential candidate Senator Sanders falls ill. What do you call him? A sick Bern."
"""These orthodontic shoes are really great!"" - don't you mean *orthopedic*? ""I stand corrected."""
"It's very easy to clean yourself to the tune of ""Uptown Funk"". Don't believe me? Just wash."
"Today I saw a guy on the street wearing a ""Stop Snitching"" shirt I asked him where he got it. he wouldnt tell me."