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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to shave my testicles... But I didn't have the balls."
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"So, two elephants are in a bathtub, when one of them says, ""pass the soap"", and the other one says, ""No soap: Radio!"""
"Did you know Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for christmas? He said it was the best book he's ever read"
"A jumper cable walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Sure, you can stay, but don't start anything!"""
"I need to stop drinking so much milk. It's an udder disgrace."
"If you get nervous when the IT support desk takes control of your computer remember they're whispering ""no weirdos please"" to themselves."
"What's a life without units? Unmeasurable."
"A battery is like a loner They're both not included in anything"
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"the printer in my office is fondly called Bob Marley it keeps jamming"