213045

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? Headlines read: ""Small Medium at Large"""

"Alligators sewing little pictures of rich white people on their shirts."

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 7 They go after the guy who has killed 1000s of turtles The Ninja Turtles corner him Mario jumps on them all"

"How do you know you sister is on her period? Dad's cock tastes like blood."

"Buys valentine. Writes ""I love you"" inside. Mails card to self. Receives card in mail. Reads card. ""Eww, why do I attract losers?"""

"Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute? It's a long-winded story."

"What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey? North West."

"What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field? *Trigger*nometry"

"How many LA cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nobody knows. LA cops just beat the shit out of the room for being black in the first place."

"A logician's wife is having a baby... She gives birth and they hand the baby to him. ""Is it a boy or a girl?"" she asks. ""Yes"" he replies."