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Joke of the Day

"My colleague was fired for stealing printer cartridges He was caught magenta handed."

"Knock Knock? Whos There? Imaja / Imaja who ? Oh look the door opened Im out"

"""Dad, I'm suicidal."" ""Hi suicidal, I'm dad."""

"Knock. Knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Fibonacci."

"What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called? Gatesgate."

"Happy Valentines! A little early I know, but l suffer from premature congratulation"

"[Microsoft Outlook developer meeting] ""we need to tell users when their inbox is full"" how do we do that? ""we send them another email"" nice"

"Why couldn't the homosexual Irishman with an oral fixation order at the restaurant? He only spoke gaelic"

"I don't like the song Stairway To Heaven because it implies that heaven is not wheelchair accessible."

"Everyone always thinks I'm gay... Even my boyfriend."