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Joke of the Day
"40% of Americans over 60 believe... ... that they were at Woodstock."
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"3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep. The other wants to know if penguins have knees."
"I once went out with a girl who worked with bees My friends said she was a keeper"
"What did Kobe Bryant's teamates say to him while he was scoring 81 points? ""I'M FUCKING OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""
"Sex is like a snowstorm... Sex is like a snowstorm: It's advertised a beautiful, in reality gets messy very quickly, and if you take 10"" overnight you are *not* moving the next day."
"Nowadays People know the price of everything, But the value of nothing."
"How did Hitler like his juice? Concentrated"
"Why was the snake soft? He had reptile dysfunction."
"How do you start making big bucks? With a little doe"
"An oldie but a goodie: What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Their last biggest hit was The Wall"