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Joke of the Day
"what if the Blair Witch was just lonely"
Next Joke
"I forgot where I threw my boomerang. Oh wait.. It's coming back to me now."
"Somalis at the Olympics... The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events."
"Even reddit goes down more often... than my girlfriend."
"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers? F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver"
"What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists? Microscope"
"Shave legs ?? Bikini wax ?? Lose 10 lbs ?? Pluck eyebrows ?? Mani/pedi ?? Sexy panties ?? Ready for my big *date! *gynecologist"
"I realized why the media isn't taking my presidential campaign seriously. Occasionally, I'll slip up and accidentally tell the truth."
"My social life. /thread"