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Joke of the Day

"[SKYRIM JOKE] Why didn't the Nords win the theater audition? They should have acted."

"What kind of fish is made up of 2 sodium atoms 2 Na"

"Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!"

"Jesus said to Peter, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."" Peter came fifth and won a toaster."

"What has 10 legs 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

"Twitter is like a very demented game of The Sims. Everyday I check to see how my people are doing and make sure they're still alive."

"What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer and a pregnant girlfriend have in common? One dumbass who never pulls out in time"

"What rock band constantly ends up featured in fold-out pictures in the middle of magazines? Avenged Centerfold"

"Easy way to earn karma points on /r/jokes? Options are: 1) Crack a witty comment 2) Link to /r/dadjokes 3) Submit a damn joke and the answer is.....drumroll...... just reply with a ""whoosh"", simple!"

"I had a track accident last spring... Now it has become a running joke."