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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!"

"What is the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same."

"What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor."

"Vaccinated kids will get this... Autism."

"Sometimes I think my wife's a bit shallow I wouldn't want the dog digging her up"

"So a man walks into a bar... And hurts his head."

"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"

"There are no winners in an arm wrestling match, only Nascar fans."

"Chuck Norris has never lost his virginity. Chuck Norris never loses."

"As a Jew, I refuse to enter any steam room or sauna until I've seen other people come out."