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Joke of the Day

"If I had a nickel for every time I was right and my parents were wrong. . . I would owe more than what America owes China."

"What do you call a cop standing on dog poo? Officer on doody."

"What's the most useless thing ever? Anne Frank's drum kit."

"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said Maaaybe"

"You know what really makes my day? The rotation of the earth"

"What do you call an Arab who has many cows? milk sheikh"

"Why is the number 6 always angry? Because 789"

"I'm at that age where all of my sentences start like this one."

"The word you're trying to think of is ""Patronizing""."

"Submit a joke This subreddit."