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Joke of the Day
"What's the most useless thing ever? Anne Frank's drum kit."
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"What's yellow and smells like a zebra? Lion vomit."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?"
"Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds? Because they kept throwin shade"
"I went to the doctors the other day. I said ""every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm!"" ""Have you been taking anything for it?"" He asked. ""Yeah, pepper"""
"my sister... My sister asked if I wanted to have sex, I said ""well if you incest."""
"""I just love a girl in uniform"" Appropriate on the battlefield, but not at your local schoolyard."
"A dyslexic man walks in to a bra..."
"Why was the Jew afraid to eat the pizza? Because it had pork sausage toppings."
"My cock-eyed professor had a really bad day today. His pupils got way out of line. It made him so angry that he couldn't see straight."