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Joke of the Day
"You know what really makes my day? The rotation of the earth"
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"Mars: ""hello."" Me: ""Is your water running."" Mars: ""yes."" Me: ""WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!"""
"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore."
"DATE: Are you a dog person or a cat person? ME: *gets really close to the date & whispers* I'm just a person, what bullshit question is this"
"""And thou shalt know those whom God has chosen for eternal salvation in the following manner: they shall retweet this."" Revelation 4:12."
"I use to be addicted to the Hokie Pokie.... but I turned myself around."
"Why is the men's room always located to the left? Because women are always right."
"Top 4 Adult Jokes Year 2008"
"My wife walked in on me last night and shouted, ""What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?"" I said, ""It's not what it looks like!"""
"[pick-up line] Your like perfect ionizing energy to my electrons ... You really make me excited"