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Joke of the Day
"I'm at that age where all of my sentences start like this one."
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"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tits a lot"
"2 paedophiles on a beach. One says to the other.... ""Can you get out of my son please?"""
"What were the redditor's last thoughts at suicide-bomber camp? Wow, this really blew up, thanks guys!"
"I think my blind girlfriend just broke up with me She said she wanted to see other people."
"Don't ever go camping. That shit's intense."
"When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!"
"So I asked my North Korean frien how is life was going. He said ""can't complain"""
"Three tampons walk into a bar, a kotex, a playtex, and a tampax. Which one says hello first? None, they're all stuck up bitches."
"What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles? Mecca-nized infantry."